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forever spooky season

Bree, she/they, only just turned 30 and my body thinks it's time to start breaking down already, but I'm still here and still freaking out about a bunch of weird stuff. Thanks for stopping by ✌

Generally not spoiler-free!

(sidebar art by @HelenaFantasy)

If Alan Wake can canonically (see Dead By Daylight) self insert himself into other videogames, does he have infinite crossover potential?

Anyway, recently I started playing Once Upon a Katamari — a game which legitimately might be my GOTY of 2025 — and had an idea. Behold, Alan as one of the cousins.

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BioWare will never make another character like Anders again cus they’re a bunch of cowards


(hears a song lyric) this would make a great all-lower case fanfiction title

(hears a song lyric) wait, i've seen this as an all-lower case fanfiction title

(sees all-lower case fanfiction title) wait, i know this song

By fall out boy


Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*

Tumblr 2025: OUGHHH MY PENITS EXPLODED


we slidin

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At that point he’s a passenger too

Happy we slidin season to all who observe

A moment to celebrate 5 years of we slidin.

Happy 5 years of we slidin to all who observe

snowing hard this morning. Bus driver slid through a red light. Only thing he said was “we slidin” i cant stop thinking about this  — Roob (@roob_drummer) November 11, 2019ALT

Six years ago today. Slide on, you crazy diamond 🫡


the "cannibalism as a metaphor for love" enthusiasts when a rap lyric is mildly scandalous

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Luis Carazo via Twitter: “Hugs, squeezes, and platonic pecks between friends are GOOD FOR YOU! Especially when rolling dice.”ALT

Luis Carazo via Twitter: “Hugs, squeezes, and platonic pecks between friends are GOOD FOR YOU! Especially when rolling dice.”