Picking up litter and helping direct traffic
SMOKEY THE BEAR
“Oh my gods… Who built this orphanage on the middle of the night? This… This… This is all up to building code!”
“It has all of its permits!”
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forever spooky season
Bree, she/they, only just turned 30 and my body thinks it's time to start breaking down already, but I'm still here and still freaking out about a bunch of weird stuff. Thanks for stopping by ✌
Generally not spoiler-free!
(sidebar art by @HelenaFantasy)
HOWARD WHAT THE FUCK?? WHAT’S WITH THE BLUE MIST??? WHO’S DEAN??????
I will not let my former spn brain convince me that he’s somehow got Dean Winchester on tap in a spirit hookah for astral projection, no matter how funny the idea is, I wILL NOT ENTERTAIN THIS NOTION
y'ALL STAAAAAAAP THEY WERE FAKE ENGAGED AND NOW SHE’S BUYING HIM A SUIT?? BABIES. DARLING SWEET BABIES.
Idk man, of all the songs to start singing to an eldritch The Thing-style abomination? Yeah I feel like “Happy Birthday” is probably the first thing I would think of as well. Just the first, simplest song that pops up. Or at least I hope that would be the first thing I think of… that would be more normal than the other options. In reality I bet my ADHD brain would just give me whatever it was looping at the time hkfjhghgfhg
Howard: ahhh… well! that was fascinating! why do you all look so freaked out?
the group: oh Idk maybe because we watched a grey flesh monster try to eat you, you passed out, it shlooped into the sewer, and then you woke up and gAVE YOURSELF FUCKING TREPANNING SURGERY IN AN ALLEY LIKE IT WAS NOTHING??????
#Critical Role
#Candela Obscura
#cr spoilers
#critical role spoilers
#candela obscura spoilers
#shoutout to the His Dark Materials series for teaching me what the fuck trepanning is
#one of these days I need to watch the show to see if it's as good as the books
#...... ADHD moment aNYWAY
#Bree's stuff
#about me
#about Bree
No sympathy for this Dorna chick, sorry. Play stupid eldritch-artifact-black-market games, win stupid eldritch-artifact-comes-back-to-absorb-you prizes.
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Return of the King
dir. Peter Jackson
“Wouldn’t want to be caught red-handed” eyyyyy 👉😎👉
“Ughhh, fuck me. Oh, sorry! I shouldn’t swear!”
“Ahh it’s fine, it’s our channel. If that was gonna be a problem, we woulda been fucked a long time ago.”
“So…… so are you single now? Not for me! Just, ya know, for the—”
“Well, I’m not single now. I’m engaged! We’re engaged.”
“We’re engaged… we’re engaged?”
“You and I, Auggie. Remember?”
“Ahh that’s right, we are engaged.”
isdhfskhs okay well it started as a laff, a lil giggle, but now I am in fact shipping it thanks guys
Fact 1: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, when infected – as opposed to natural-born – lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.
Fact 2: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, the default alignment of werebears is Lawful Good.
Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage.